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Dai Glo Dennis (pron. Day Glow Dennis) EP MP3s

The particularly masochistic among you may wish to torture yourselves with this slab of pop punk awfulness.

I can only ask forgiveness for those who listen to these, I'd like to the entire thing was some kind of dadaist anti-art music experiment, but it wasn't. No irony here.

"Chainsaw is a better word than pacifism" - EP

1. Do you know where your children are?
2. Gingerbread Massacre
3. Family Song
4. My Dad Could Have Your Dad
5. Another Beer
6. Granny Basher
7. We all think you are cack
8. It must really suck being you

"Contains Scenes of Mild Peril" - EP

1. Stainless Steel Bridges
2. What Were You Thinking?
3. Shaved Sterilised and Destroyed
4. You Know That, I Know That

I'm only happy with one piece of music I've ever created. Not strictly a Dai Glo Dennis track, but here it be:

Nihilanth - Single

Also, I created a fake charity single (dealing with the abduction of a child to get a gig at a local venue) which isn't too bad if you ignore the fact that I can't sing.

Oh Barney - Single